Quotes from any and all classes since 2021!

"officer! I drop-kicked that child in self-defence!" - Senior JETS Acting

*scene in the emergency room* "I broke my leg, I got hit by an ambulance!" - Junior JETS Acting

"THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE FREEZER!!" - Senior JETS Acting

"I thought it was so funny, I didn't even laugh!" - Junior JETS Acting (in regards to Ros's jokes)

"Wow! You're as sharp as a brick!" - Senior JETS Acting

"I live in a household full of white people, EVERYTHING I eat is plain" - JETS Work Experience

"I feel like roadkill on the highway of life" - Junior JETS Acting

"You, sir, are a wet-wipe" - Senior JETS Acting

"Wait I just realized, Wonderwall fits over this" - Jetsingerz (while singing 'i want it that way)

"The more I sleep, the more I sleep" - Ros's dad (during work experience)

"Is it Minecraft Ryan or chess Ryan?" "Who's chess Ryan?" "Ryan who plays chess" - Senior JETS Acting

"Getting new jeans won't save the world" "It might save sams social life"    - Senior JETS Acting

"If I could be a superhero, I'd be the queen cuz she's immortal" - Senior JETS Acting

"What's something exciting you did at school this week?" "We visited a cemetery, and then had fish and chips" - Juniors JETS Acting

*Playing a game where we list superheros a student didn't realise we had switched topics* "superman!" "Batman!" "tuna pasta bake!"- Senior JETS Acting

"What's your favourite maths equation?" "trigonometry" - Senior JETS Acting  

"One Direction more like no direction!" "actually they broke up and now go in 5 directions" -Senior JETS Acting

"I'm scared of water" "how did you get on this island?" "I shut my eyes" -Senior JETS Acting

"I wish I could give the snake a fist bump but it doesn't have any arms" Senior JETS Acting

"when you don't have makeup on your face looks bald" - JETSABILITY HipHop

"free Brittney!" "why? is she in jail?" - Senior JETS Singing

"My brother works at red rooster" "which one?" "tom" "no, which red rooster" - JETSINGERZ

"Have you been living under a rock?" "No, I've been living in a house" - Junior JETS Acting

2022

"What's in your pockets?" "my whole life" - Senior JETS Acting

"You look like an intoxicated bird" - Senior JETS Acting

"You smell nice, you smell like Ariana Grande" - Senior JETS Singing

"You won't believe the things you can step in" - Senior Jets Acting

"I need help with computers" "I don't know technology" "you're a kid!" "I was born 50" - Junior JETS Acting

"Slapstick humour is where you slap a stick and it makes you laugh" - Junior JETS Acting

"Acting is a style of acting" - Junior JETS Acting.

"Ros used to be a proper teacher" - Senior JETS Acting

"This is the proper song this is goosebumps theme!" "No Ros this is Travis Scott" - Senior JETS Singing

one student exclaims "I hate the French!" whilst attempting a french accent, the student next to them whispers "psst, qui qui" - Musical Theatre

*Students support worker making a chicken noise and laughing* the student's response was "Come on is that the best you got?" - Jetsability Acting and Singing.

Senior JETS singing the same song as a younger class and are asked to back up the other class a student responds: "as long as I don't need to be near children"

“i know one of the fortnite dancers” “is it the floss” “no i have more dignity then that”- Senior JETS Singing

*trying to describe die hard* “boom boom boom terrorist big tower”- Musical Theatre
 

“you should be on my team i will give you so many monies” -Mini JETS Acting and Singing

“position piggies” - Musical Theatre

“I hate the adolescents” - Senior JETS Singing

“what’s up my broman” - Senior JETS Acting

“is that the one where they’re gay” - Senior JETS Acting

“i’ve been practicing my anime drawings” “who’s anna mae” -Jetsability Acting and Singing

“it’s got Sandra Bullock and Tatum Channing” - Jetsability Acting and Singing

“no more high fives i can’t keep washing my hands” -Jetsability Hip Hop

*describing a mosquito* "MALARIA" - Jetstarz

“stop tiktok” “i’m doing a body roll” “no that’s tiktok” - Junior Crew