Quirky Quotes
There is never a dull moment at JETS. Below is a selection of quirky things said by students and teachers in JETS classes!
2024
"This is incredibly 'Not Yeehaw'." - Jet Setters
"Hello peasants!" - Jet Setters
"I'll scramble you like an egg!" - Jet Setters
"How much water do you have left?" "A Slosh." - Jet Setters
"You're fired, I'm the Manager, my mom owns the company." - Not Alyssia
"Cat! no, wait, that's a dog." - Admin
"Who did something out of their comfort zone or something brave during the holidays?", "I went to work." - Senior JETS
"oi oldie locks, get out of the way" - Senior JETS
"this deal is going to change your life, your parents' lives, all nine of your cat's lives, your cattle's lives-" - Senior JETS
"I wanted code not cod." "cod? like Call Of Duty?" "no, Ros. cod like the fish." - Admin
"I'm speaking Germanise" - No Context Given
"I'm The Wicked Witch of The West who came from the East!" - Junior JETS
"I'd rather be crashing a plane" later in the scene "I am crashed." - Acting
"Mint, mint and the fish not named Mint all cried cuz it's healthy to cry." - Adults Improv
"#childalmostdiedatthebeachtoday, #thisiswhyyoushouldn'tletmebabysitthechildyoubirthed." - Junior Jets Acting
"I literally screamed even though my voice box was broken." - No Context Given
"That'll be an expensive fix" "Don't worry, we'll get it from Temu" - No Context Given
"Mwhahahahaaa! I am the wicked witch of the west *dramatic pause* who came from the east!" - Junior Jets Acting
2023
"Can I stab you?" - Senior JETS Acting student when told the genre was Horror
2022
"What's in your pockets?" "My whole life" - Senior JETS Acting
"You look like an intoxicated bird" - Jet Setters
"You smell nice, you smell like Ariana Grande" - Senior JETS Singing
"You won't believe the things you can step in" - Senior Jets Acting
"I need help with computers" "I don't know technology" "you're a kid!" "I was born 50" - Junior JETS Acting
"Slapstick humour is where you slap a stick and it makes you laugh" - Junior JETS Acting
"Acting is a style of acting" - Junior JETS Acting
"Ros used to be a proper teacher" - Senior JETS Acting
"This is the proper song! this is goosebumps theme!" "No Ros this is Travis Scott" - Senior JETS Singing
*Student support worker making a chicken noise and laughing* the student's response was "Come on is that the best you got?" - Jetsability Acting and Singing
Senior JETS singing the same song as a younger class and are asked to back up the other class a student responds: "as long as I don't need to be near children"
“I know one of the Fortnite dances” “is it the floss” “No, I have more dignity then that” - Senior JETS Singing
*A student is trying to describe die hard* “boom boom boom terrorist big tower” - Musical Theatre
“You should be on my team I will give you so many monies” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
“Position piggies” - Musical Theatre
“I hate the adolescents” - Jet Setters
“What’s up my broman” - Senior JETS Acting
“I’ve been practicing my anime drawings” “who’s Anna Mae?” - Jetsability Acting and Singing
“It’s got Sandra Bullock and Tatum Channing” - Jetsability Acting and Singing
“No more high fives I can’t keep washing my hands” - Jetsability Hip Hop
*Describing a mosquito* "MALARIA" - Jetstarz
"And then he said yes" "No I didn't" - Musical Theatre
"Polly want a carrot" - Junior JETS Acting
"My favourite part of the lion king is Mufasa dying" - Jetsability Acting and Singing
"I'm a professional stanky leg person" - Junior JETS Acting
"Why do we park in driveways?" - Junior JETS Acting
"Babies come from McDonalds cos they're a happy meal" - Junior JETS Acting
“Who said humpty dumpy was an egg?” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
“That man is suffering head trauma” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
“How much is a lamb?” “$1.50” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
"101 and dogs" - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
"I’ll have coffee with extra mustard please" - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
"My 1 more time means 10 more times" - Will Hip Hop Teacher
2021
"Officer! I drop-kicked that child in self-defence!" - Senior JETS Acting
*Scene in the emergency room* "I broke my leg, I got hit by an ambulance!" - Junior JETS Acting
"THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE FREEZER!!" - Senior JETS Acting
"I thought it was so funny, I didn't even laugh!" - Junior JETS Acting (in regards to Ros's jokes)
"Wow! You're as sharp as a brick!" - Senior JETS Acting
"I live in a household full of white people, EVERYTHING I eat is plain" - JETS Work Experience
"I feel like roadkill on the highway of life" - Junior JETS Acting
"You, sir, are a wet-wipe" - Jet Setters
"Wait I just realized, Wonderwall fits over this" - JetSingerz (while singing 'I want it that way)
"The more I sleep, the more I sleep" - Ros's dad (during work experience)
"Is it Minecraft Ryan or chess Ryan?" "Who's chess Ryan?" "Ryan who plays chess" - Senior JETS Acting
"Getting new jeans won't save the world" "It might save Sam's social life" - Senior JETS Acting
"If I could be a superhero, I'd be the queen cuz she's immortal" - Aged Poorly
"What's something exciting you did at school this week?" "We visited a cemetery, and then had fish and chips" - Junior JETS Acting
*We were playing a game where we list superheroes and a student didn't realise we had switched topics* "Superman!" "Batman!" "tuna pasta bake!" - Senior JETS Acting
"What's your favourite maths equation?" "trigonometry" - Senior JETS Acting
"One Direction more like no direction!" "Actually they broke up and now go in 5 directions" - Senior JETS Acting
"I'm scared of water" "How did you get on this island?" "I shut my eyes" - Senior JETS Acting
"I wish I could give the snake a fist bump but it doesn't have any arms" - Senior JETS Acting
"When you don't have makeup on your face looks bald" - Jetsability Hip Hop
"Free Brittney!" "Why? Is she in jail?" - Senior JETS Singing
"My brother works at red rooster" "Which one?" "Tom" "No, which red rooster" - JetSingerz
"Have you been living under a rock?" "No, I've been living in a house" - Junior JETS Acting