Quirky Quotes
There is never a dull moment at JETS. Below is a selection of quirky things said by students and teachers in JETS classes!
2024
"This is incredibly 'Not Yeehaw'." Jet Setters
"Hello peasants!" Jet Setters
"I'll scramble you like an egg!"
"How much water do you have left?" "A Slosh."
"You're fired, I'm the Manager, my mom owns the company." - Not Alyssia
"Cat! no, wait, that's a dog."
2023
"Can I stab you?" - Senior JETS Acting student when told the genre was Horror
2022
"What's in your pockets?" "My whole life" - Senior JETS Acting
"You look like an intoxicated bird" Jet Setters
"You smell nice, you smell like Ariana Grande" - Senior JETS Singing
"You won't believe the things you can step in" - Senior Jets Acting
"I need help with computers" "I don't know technology" "you're a kid!" "I was born 50" - Junior JETS Acting
"Slapstick humour is where you slap a stick and it makes you laugh" - Junior JETS Acting
"Acting is a style of acting" - Junior JETS Acting
"Ros used to be a proper teacher" - Senior JETS Acting
"This is the proper song! this is goosebumps theme!" "No Ros this is Travis Scott" - Senior JETS Singing
*Student support worker making a chicken noise and laughing* the student's response was "Come on is that the best you got?" - Jetsability Acting and Singing
Senior JETS singing the same song as a younger class and are asked to back up the other class Declan responds: "as long as I don't need to be near children"
“I know one of the Fortnite dances” “is it the floss” “No, I have more dignity then that” - Senior JETS Singing
*A student is trying to describe die hard* “boom boom boom terrorist big tower” - Musical Theatre
“You should be on my team I will give you so many monies” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
“Position piggies” - Musical Theatre
“I hate the adolescents”
“What’s up my broman” - Senior JETS Acting
“I’ve been practicing my anime drawings” “who’s Anna Mae?” - Jetsability Acting and Singing
“It’s got Sandra Bullock and Tatum Channing” - Jetsability Acting and Singing
“No more high fives I can’t keep washing my hands” - Jetsability Hip Hop
*Describing a mosquito* "MALARIA" - Jetstarz
"And then he said yes" "No I didn't" - Musical Theatre
"Polly want a carrot" - Junior JETS Acting
"My favourite part of the lion king is Mufasa dying" - Jetsability Acting and Singing
"I'm a professional stanky leg person" - Junior JETS Acting
"Why do we park in driveways?" - Junior JETS Acting
"Babies come from McDonalds cos they're a happy meal" - Junior JETS Acting
“Who said humpty dumpy was an egg?” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
“That man is suffering head trauma” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
“How much is a lamb?” “$1.50” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
"101 and dogs" - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
"I’ll have coffee with extra mustard please" - Mini JETS Acting and Singing
"My 1 more time means 10 more times" - Will Hip Hop Teacher
2021
"Officer! I drop-kicked that child in self-defence!" - Senior JETS Acting
*Scene in the emergency room* "I broke my leg, I got hit by an ambulance!" - Junior JETS Acting
"THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE FREEZER!!" - Senior JETS Acting
"I thought it was so funny, I didn't even laugh!" - Junior JETS Acting (in regards to Ros's jokes)
"Wow! You're as sharp as a brick!" - Senior JETS Acting
"I live in a household full of white people, EVERYTHING I eat is plain" - JETS Work Experience
"I feel like roadkill on the highway of life" - Junior JETS Acting
"You, sir, are a wet-wipe"
"Wait I just realized, Wonderwall fits over this" - JetSingerz (while singing 'I want it that way)
"The more I sleep, the more I sleep" - Ros's dad (during work experience)
"Is it Minecraft Ryan or chess Ryan?" "Who's chess Ryan?" "Ryan who plays chess" - Senior JETS Acting
"Getting new jeans won't save the world" "It might save Sam's social life" - Senior JETS Acting
"If I could be a superhero, I'd be the queen cuz she's immortal" - Senior JETS Acting
"What's something exciting you did at school this week?" "We visited a cemetery, and then had fish and chips" - Junior JETS Acting
*We were playing a game where we list superheroes and a student didn't realise we had switched topics* "Superman!" "Batman!" "tuna pasta bake!" - Senior JETS Acting
"What's your favourite maths equation?" "trigonometry" - Senior JETS Acting
"One Direction more like no direction!" "Actually they broke up and now go in 5 directions" - Senior JETS Acting
"I'm scared of water" "How did you get on this island?" "I shut my eyes" - Senior JETS Acting
"I wish I could give the snake a fist bump but it doesn't have any arms" - Senior JETS Acting
"When you don't have makeup on your face looks bald" - Jetsability Hip Hop
"Free Brittney!" "Why? Is she in jail?" - Senior JETS Singing
"My brother works at red rooster" "Which one?" "Tom" "No, which red rooster" - JetSingerz
"Have you been living under a rock?" "No, I've been living in a house" - Junior JETS Acting