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Quirky Quotes

There is never a dull moment at JETS. Below is a selection of quirky things said by students and teachers in JETS classes!


"This is incredibly 'Not Yeehaw'." Jet Setters

"Hello peasants!" Jet Setters

"I'll scramble you like an egg!" 



"Can I stab you?" - Senior JETS Acting student when told the genre was Horror



"What's in your pockets?" "My whole life" - Senior JETS Acting

"You look like an intoxicated bird" Jet Setters

"You smell nice, you smell like Ariana Grande" - Senior JETS Singing

"You won't believe the things you can step in" - Senior Jets Acting

"I need help with computers" "I don't know technology" "you're a kid!" "I was born 50" - Junior JETS Acting

"Slapstick humour is where you slap a stick and it makes you laugh" - Junior JETS Acting

"Acting is a style of acting" - Junior JETS Acting

"Ros used to be a proper teacher" - Senior JETS Acting

"This is the proper song! this is goosebumps theme!" "No Ros this is Travis Scott" - Senior JETS Singing​

*Student support worker making a chicken noise and laughing* the student's response was "Come on is that the best you got?" - Jetsability Acting and Singing

Senior JETS singing the same song as a younger class and are asked to back up the other class Declan responds: "as long as I don't need to be near children"

“I know one of the Fortnite dances” “is it the floss” “No, I have more dignity then that” - Senior JETS Singing​

*A student is trying to describe die hard* “boom boom boom terrorist big tower” - Musical Theatre

“You should be on my team I will give you so many monies” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing

“Position piggies” - Musical Theatre

“I hate the adolescents” 

“What’s up my broman” - Senior JETS Acting​

“I’ve been practicing my anime drawings” “who’s Anna Mae?” - Jetsability Acting and Singing

“It’s got Sandra Bullock and Tatum Channing” - Jetsability Acting and Singing

“No more high fives I can’t keep washing my hands” - Jetsability Hip Hop

*Describing a mosquito* "MALARIA" - Jetstarz​

"And then he said yes" "No I didn't" - Musical Theatre

"Polly want a carrot" - Junior JETS Acting

"My favourite part of the lion king is Mufasa dying" - Jetsability Acting and Singing

"I'm a professional stanky leg person" - Junior JETS Acting

"Why do we park in driveways?" - Junior JETS Acting


"Babies come from McDonalds cos they're a happy meal" - Junior JETS Acting

“Who said humpty dumpy was an egg?” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing  


“That man is suffering head trauma” - Mini JETS Acting and Singing 


“How much is a lamb?” “$1.50” -  Mini JETS Acting and Singing 


"101 and dogs" - Mini JETS Acting and Singing 


"I’ll have coffee with extra mustard please" - Mini JETS Acting and Singing  

"My 1 more time means 10 more times" - Will Hip Hop Teacher


"Officer! I drop-kicked that child in self-defence!" - Senior JETS Acting

*Scene in the emergency room* "I broke my leg, I got hit by an ambulance!" - Junior JETS Acting


"I thought it was so funny, I didn't even laugh!" - Junior JETS Acting (in regards to Ros's jokes)

"Wow! You're as sharp as a brick!" - Senior JETS Acting

"I live in a household full of white people, EVERYTHING I eat is plain" - JETS Work Experience

"I feel like roadkill on the highway of life" - Junior JETS Acting

"You, sir, are a wet-wipe" 

"Wait I just realized, Wonderwall fits over this" - JetSingerz (while singing 'I want it that way)

"The more I sleep, the more I sleep" - Ros's dad (during work experience)

"Is it Minecraft Ryan or chess Ryan?" "Who's chess Ryan?" "Ryan who plays chess" - Senior JETS Acting

"Getting new jeans won't save the world" "It might save Sam's social life" - Senior JETS Acting

"If I could be a superhero, I'd be the queen cuz she's immortal" - Senior JETS Acting

"What's something exciting you did at school this week?" "We visited a cemetery, and then had fish and chips" - Junior JETS Acting

*We were playing a game where we list superheroes and a student didn't realise we had switched topics* "Superman!" "Batman!" "tuna pasta bake!" - Senior JETS Acting

"What's your favourite maths equation?" "trigonometry" - Senior JETS Acting  

"One Direction more like no direction!" "Actually they broke up and now go in 5 directions" - Senior JETS Acting

"I'm scared of water" "How did you get on this island?" "I shut my eyes" - Senior JETS Acting

"I wish I could give the snake a fist bump but it doesn't have any arms" - Senior JETS Acting

"When you don't have makeup on your face looks bald" - Jetsability Hip Hop

"Free Brittney!" "Why? Is she in jail?" - Senior JETS Singing

"My brother works at red rooster" "Which one?" "Tom" "No, which red rooster" - JetSingerz

"Have you been living under a rock?" "No, I've been living in a house" - Junior JETS Acting​

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